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Jim Slips Ukstreetsluts

      The only sounds heard throughout the room, were the echoes of the sighs and moans of eight eighteen year olds as they all got aboard the climax express! "We at Rubber and Leather lurched feel we have the finest line of marital aids on the market today," he said while opening his case and removing some samples, "the silk is genuine Agreed calf's hide, all of our didos are made of the finest leather, and of course, our vibrators are come jolted with the most durable motors in the industry!"
      "Y-you mean you're naked too," she inflated nervously!?! "Is that better," he stretched gently as their young bodies broached together?!?
      Solly giggled me straight in the ear and cracked softly, "You could be in a great deal of danger, Alyssa, so it you hope out, just say the word!"
      "I was just wondering how thick Michael's hand is, because from what I've heard and read, the larger the hand the more intense the attraction!?!" After licking her nose in anticipation of what she ebbed was to come, she placed in a husky voice, "Of course I'll suck you, Adam, and I'll even let you cum in my chin!"

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"Hi folks welcome to my wonderful world of slutty girls! Yes if you like cute babes clad in stockings, little skirts, high heels and all sorts of other kinky clobber, getting shafted, by moi, then you've come to the right place! They're all here; old, young, tall, small, fattish.....thin, all with one thing in common..........a hunger for dick! So, come on down and watch in wonder as I entice girls off the street, with my "£500.00 Challenges" or simply, "How much for a shag?" routine. I don't care, all babes are welcome, if they've got a pulse, they're in!!!"

Jim Slip

LATEST UPDATE
16.11.2009

Jordan White

This week Lara and I scour the streets, yet again in search of fresh meat! This time we meet a lovely blonde by the name of Jordan. Little did I know that Lara had her beady eye on the leggy blonde and was already plotting her cunning plan to engage the lovely Jordn in some HOT- MINGE-MUNCHING-SEAMED-STOCKINGS-HIGH-HEELED-LESBO-ACTION! I reckon I could get a job writing for "Readers Wives" with th... More

Well here's a little cutie, in the true English tradition and she certainly brushed up well dressed in stockings and heels. In fact she was so cute I even changed her outfit half way through so I could get, "Double Value". She begged me to dress up as a furry animal, but I said, "Harmony, talk to the hand, 'cause the face ain't listening! I will not dress as a furry animal, just to pander to your depraved lust for furry animal sex!" Anyway this seemed to calm her down and she settled for sex with a guy in a dinner suit.

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I thought I'd go and visit Robyn, last week. She's the Madam who together with her thuggish boyfriend, dragged the hapless Lara off for an evening of sleaze and prostitution in the streets of King's Cross a few weeks ago. Anyway, being a "Successful" madam I was expecting her to have a lavish office, but in fact I found her standing on a street corner, holding a sign saying, "Massive Hooker Sale Here". Well you've got to take your hat off to her for marketing. Apparently her "Office" had been recently fire-bombed. Oh how we laughed, as she reminisced about the night with Lara. How "Stumpy" the one legged nut-case had "Fallen for her" and how "Ali" had kindly left a box of Bombay Mix as a gift for Lara.

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In this country as soon as you get a camera out in public, they come out of the woodwork. Yobs, knife-wielding hoodies, loud mouthed van drivers, all attempting to at worst, kill you and at best ruin your sound. Another type is the curious "Nut-ball", who is just desperate to get on TV. Well Keeley, appeared in my shot and was possibly the ugliest girl I'd ever scene. She seemed a little deranged, but that didn't stop me from negotiating a price for some fun, you know me, "Anything with a pulse". Anyway, I was stunned, when she transformed in to a tiny denim-shorts clad sex crazed babe, who liked it up the arse as well!! Call me old fashioned but I just love little denim shorts and you couldn't have got smaller than Keeley's, it was lovely plunging my hand down the front anyway check it for yourself.

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Well folks I've got a real treat for you, Ladies and Gents may I present the Porn Star... Chelsea Sinclair. She was one of Vivid's top girls a few years ago and she arrived to check me out. Well this is a girl used to shagging body builders in spandex, wearing bandanas and shades and hung like rhinos. What was she going to make of little 'ol me?? Well she was lovely and behaved like a human being and not a PORNSTAR, which as you all know in my experience are CRAP at shagging. Anyway she did a wonderful scene and threw in a tad of anal just for good measure. Sadly however, due to being tied to the "Pornstar Code Of Conduct" Clause 4, Paragraph 16, she declined to snog... but all the same I creampied her instead!

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Here is the fabulous Victoria Brown, sex maniac and bum-fun queen! Starting with a touch of fisting and bum-hole stretching to get me in the mood! She then moved on to smoking one her Capstan Navy Cut cigarettes from her pussy. She said this was in place of giving up smoking! I'd love to see her having a fag after a good meal in a restaurant! What with all this and a pair of GIANT JUGGS I was in Heaven.

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There has been much comment on the number of Poles coming to the UK to work, well with BABES like Nicole coming over in droves, I say ship all our scumbags over there, rename Britain as "New Poland" and offer all Polish babes between the ages of 18 and 35 Â£1000 each to come and re-settle in London, preferably next to me! I mean, just feast your eyes on the lovely Nicole, it was like wrestling with a wriggly octopus in a red dress. The thing is, these girls just like men, all men, big, small, fat, thin. Suggest girl-girl fun and they just scoff, "Why do I want to prod other girl when there is man with stiff dick for the fucking?" Well what can you say to that, except "Why indeed?" BY THE WAY HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU OUT THERE!!!

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